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we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just
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I have looked into the fire of hell
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There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
lmfao, I’m sorry, but that gif just had me rollin’ for a good minute.
That was perfect.
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my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold