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Soooo siked I got to do ice king finally on my mate John !
Floyd Money Mayweather ?
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*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them
WHY THE FUCK WOULD Y- oh wow so smooth
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"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
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"what are you getting all dressed up for"
"mom i’m taking a selfie"
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